Some quick facts about moi: I have always lived by the sea (except for college years, which I did not really fancy all that much) and I am settling for now by the Atlantic Ocean. I adore bridges and late night walks tuning in to the subtle chaos of the city. I am the star of my own kitchen and I love to entertain. I love my family, I love my friends and I miss them a lot. I love traveling and my best memories took place in cities all around the world from La Habana to Amsterdam, Paris to New York. I am up for the unexpected fun and I don't like to overplan my trips. About my blog: My blog has no central theme whatsoever. I just post whatever I feel like that day. I am maintaining it for myself more than anything as I have a memory weaker than the average fish. Though, if you, the random person, stumbled upon my blog and are enjoying it, I am glad you are here. Browse away!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The New York subway system is getting to be really interesting. Yesterday on the way to work Stephan and I saw this alcoholic bitch snuggling with a jumbo size beer can. As I was getting off at my station she got up too revealing the most disgusting scene I have seen in a while. Bloody pee on the seat flowing down.
Right after telling this story to Gen last night, I got an email from another friend with gif images of two dudes busting their load on to the same color seats (pre-pee) which disgusted me even more but not enough that I wouldn’t sit down on one of those seats to enjoy my book on the way to work this morning. A few stations down from my place, this guy points over to my shoulder and says something. I say “what’s that?” and pay closer attention this time. He is saying “is that pee?”; mind you he is pointing over my shoulder. So I freak out, still remembering the horrid scene from yesterday, until I find out there is actually a crippled bee (not pee luckily) crawling over my shoulder. So I calmly take my jacket off and flick the bee away. The poor bee, probably feeling as unfortunate to be in that subway cart as I am, goes and lands on this Asian dude who starts screaming and frantically jumping around. This black dude then takes a Wall Street Journal, rolls it up and starts beating the Asian dude. At this point I am laughing my ass off and people are giving me evil looks as the person brought in my pet bee who ended up dead after all this.
So yeah NY Subway… As entertaining as it is disgusting.
RIP the poor bee. Sorry the Asian dude.
